My year on Craigslist Casual Encounters 2013

Oh what a year 2013 has been! At the end of 2012, I decided that I needed a little adventure and sex in my life-and what a better way than the Craigslist Casual Encounters. I wasn't looking for a relationship but just a good FWB. I don't know if adventure is quite what I received, but I have decided at the close of 2013, I would share my personal escapades of my year on Craigslist Casual Encounters.?
I would first like to say that in a million years you would never expect somebody like me to ever browse Craigslist, let alone post an ad or respond to one. I am a very educated, professional, pretty, woman. I dress well, I'm non judgmental, fun, outgoing, std free, practice safe sex, and I'm relatively sane. Was I looking to hook up with all of these men? No. Not at all. All I wanted was just one nice person for a continuous FWB. I made what I was looking for very clear in the ads I posted or responded to. So, if this is something you are entertaining, THIS COULD BE YOU at the end of 2014!!
In a year's time, I cannot even begin to tell you how many responses that I received from men. In all honesty, probably thousands. I carefully combed through each one, automatically deleting ones that just sent dick pictures. I emailed back and forth with probably a hundred. I even met many that turned out to just not be a match. I also met a few that weren't matches sexually but ended up being great friends that I still talk to and hang out with sometimes. I am only listing the cr?me de le cr?me of my CE responses that ended up in sexual encounters. Disgusting? Probably to many. Shocking? Yes, it really is even to me as I sit back and reflect upon it. If you have ever thought of what you may find in the Casual Encounters section, read on. I do believe it is a very accurate summary of what anybody can expect:
1. Ian- You were my first Casual Encounter (CE) . You were a college student with very little experience and so sweet. You actually shook when we were in bed you were so nervous. The sex was really pretty terrible, but you were so sweet I decided to give you another chance. We fucked for about 2 months and I taught you so much. You were my first and most memorable and pleasant experience. Feel free to have your future wife thank me one day. But you graduated and moved back home. Damn.

2. Brian- You was so crazy I can't even post your real first name due to fear you may recognize me. I didn't realize you were such a crazy fuck until a good month into our relationship. But you kind of looked like an Abercrombie model-that made me overlook a lot. Some of your behaviors were honestly borderline strait jacket material. We fucked for about 6 months until I pissed you off by suggesting you may need therapy. End of relationship.

3. Bob- What can I say, you weren't my type. You were much older than me but in the same situation and needed a "helping hand". I met you out of town on business, we had a good time. You were very nice and even wanted to keep seeing me. I'm sorry. I just started ignoring your texts.

4. Stan- I also met you out of town on business. I answered your ad. Sweet Jesus. You were hot. I met you in a safe place to make sure you seemed ok. You came back to my hotel-we fucked all night. It was amazing. We kept talking after I went home. We hooked up again when I was in your area. Then one day your wife called me. She sent me screen shots of all of your emails back and forth to all of the women and couples you have been fucking since we met. Even the day after we were together. She also informed me of your drug habit. After Googling your name-I also learned more of your "town legend".?

5. Derrick- Another college boy. So cute, so stoned, so drunk. I really wasn't interested after meeting but you kept texting me relentlessly and one night I got desperate. We fucked for hours in my car. I'd probably do it again.?

6. Curt- You had the biggest dick I have ever seen. You know what to do with it. You are nice. No drama. You moved. FML

7. Aaron- You relentlessly tried to convince me you were the long term FWB I was looking for. We went out a few times, talked forever, we finally hooked up. It was great and then you texted me telling me you were back with your girlfriend.?

8. Jordan- Yet another college cutey. So much younger and I seriously doubted you had the maturity or ability to be a Cougars FWB. It took a long time for me to even agree to meet you. You proved me wrong. It isn't very often, but we still go at it. You didn't need much teaching and I don't want you to graduate.

9. Edward- you answered my ad searching for a FWB. You were gorgeous. You went on and on about what a "pleaser" you were. You swore you would rock my world whenever, however. When I gave you a chance, it lasted less than 5 minutes, you did nothing for me, and you had no dick. You thought you were a stud. I don't answer your texts.

10. Evan- you also were so convincing in the fact that you were the perfect one for me. We talked for weeks, eventually I came over and I had to blow you the whole night to keep your dick hard enough to fuck at all. I gave you one more chance. It was no better. You told me you had a marriage for benefits only and don't live with your wife. Why was there so much Bath and Body works and drawers of nail polish and matching hand towels in your bathroom? Wife must have been out of town -- because thankfully I don't hear from you anymore.

11. Mark-I answered your ad, you're a cop. You were a decent fuck. We got drunk at your house and when I went out to smoke your door locked with all of my things and car keys inside. I banged on your door and windows forever until your neighbors got pissed- but what where they going to do? You are the police. I eventually woke you up. We got together one more time. It was bad. Really bad. You were an asshole. You still drunk text me. I still see your ads on CE. Your current girlfriend also texts me wanting to know who I am. Leave me alone.

12. Ben- I met you out of town also. It wasn't very good. You still text me out of the blue wanting me to come over but when we make plans you cancel them. I'm done. Can't teach somebody that isn't available.

I have left the last two encounters for last because they were the most hurtful and my reasons for swearing off Craigslist Casual Encounters for the new year.?

13. Robert- I also met you out of town on business. We had dinner and had so much in common. We talked forever and had the best time. We had sex and it was great. We decided to keep seeing each other. We did for the whole year of 2013. We talked about everything for hours. Our lives, family, hopes, dreams. I comforted you when your grandmother passed away; you listened and seemed to care about all of my problems. It was never just sex when we were together. You started asking me to come and spend the night with you. We quit just fucking and started making love. You started wanting to cuddle afterwards. You swore I was the only one you were seeing. I knew better but didn't say anything. Who was I to judge? I saw you posted an ad online while you were out of town, I emailed you from a fake email address to be sure it was you. I had a friend do it also. Sure enough it was. I went through CL and saw you post every day you are out of town. I texted you to tell you I was pregnant. You were so concerned you were texting me back and emailing my fake girls within minutes of each other to fuck. You even were stacking the times that night so you could fuck several in one evening. You gave each of them a different name. I don't even know if your real name is Robert now. I wasn't really pregnant just pissed off to see the extent of your lies and that kind of news meant so little to you that you were planning your evening hook ups as you were learning of it. I know that was wrong of me. But it didn't faze you. I told you I miscarried and haven't heard from you since. You hurt me and I want to hate you. You're lucky I'm not the bitch I want to be. I had a "CUM TAKE WHAT YOUWANT WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR" ad ready to go that night in the M4M , and M4MM section and your room number. It was therapeutic, and although you deserve it, I still couldn't do that to you. ASSHOLE.

14. Mike- You replied to my ad just wanting someone to have dinner with out of town. You lived far away but traveled too. You thought maybe one day we could meet. I talked and texted with you for months. We had the best conversations. I never thought we would meet. You wanted to buy me plane tickets to go with you on business to many places and I always turned you down. After about 6 months, I finally said yes. We had become so close. We were friends and new everything about each other. You bought me a ticket, you were just as charming in person, we had the best time. We still spoke or texted every day after we went home. Months later, we did it again, but on the second night you had a work emergency and left on the next flight out of town within 5 minutes of telling me. You barely said good bye. Your last words to me where "You are so fucking hot and that was the best sex I have ever had". You left me in a strange town in a hotel room alone. I was so upset and you didn't give a fuck. You never texted or called me again. Maybe the emergency was really your wife that found out. You also hurt me. DICK.

15. Chris- after Mike left, I was devastated, hurt, pissed, and felt betrayed. My revenge? I answered your CE ad for a massage only and had you over to the room Mike paid for and left me in. You were the sweetest guy I have ever met on CL. You did give me a massage and didn't expect any more. You listened to me cry about what had just happened to me. You were also hot and I was a little drunk. I attacked you and we still email almost every day. Too bad you live so far away.?

So, that is it! This is what you can expect from Craigslist Casual Encounters. I only wish I had quit searching "one more time" earlier on. Good bye CL CE 2013!!!